Bablastic

A person who babbles on and is autistic.

“Did you know you are being bablastic?”
“You’re a bablastic.”

by winner3 May 29, 2024

Bälla

Bälla on antiikin roomassa syöty pulla.

"Tradesin 667 eaa. kolkyt bällaa että saisin vuohen jota lypsettiin sitten vaimon kanssa kunnes kädet putos irti ja massu oli täynnä maitoo"
Bälla: pullanlulla

by Heissanröllinen March 3, 2026

Ballard Basketball

A in-house league where everyone is fucking disabled and they don’t know how to coach. It is in a church where it is so dirty that the court turned dark brown.

Ballard Basketball is so fucking ass.

by Ballard BasketballisFuckingAss May 4, 2025

Ballantyne backscratcher

When a supervisor fingers a male workers arsehole against their will when no one is around.

John gave Ian the old Ballantyne backscratcher!

by Roy Crandle August 26, 2025

Balladed

Balladed ; to make someone balladed is to exorcise anyone of a fegurl familiars out of their entitual composite or sportual composite either by forced fegurl feminization on either men or gurls properly giving them what their needs as a gurl be met until exercised or by character appropriation actions therapy

Omg that christian man being psychiatrically feminizingly abused by me actually balladed me in th long run just by me giving him treatment, it recoiled!

by GJMRDTOSZ October 14, 2025

Balless’itus

Also known on the streets as “George Syndrome” this tragic-yet-comedic medical marvel strikes when a man’s balls — sensing danger, drama, or a hint of emotional responsibility — shoot up into his torso faster than a stripper hiding her tips during a raid.

Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.

Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”

Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”

“Mate, when she asked if he wanted kids, his nuts pulled a Houdini — full-blown Balless’itus. Poor bastard’s singing soprano now.”

by Double Dozer October 29, 2025

Balastic

The master of authority. A hand that doesn’t just guide but rules. Someone who demands respect, enforces order, and exerts full power. Not a passive leader, but the one who moves the board, controls the game, and sets the terms. In the world of influence, the boss is One and Only Balastic.

Become a boss like balastic boss.balastic

by Your b.o.s.s November 21, 2025