bp champs

Beer Pong Champions, the winners of a beer pong game or tournament.

Bro it was sick! Me and Tyler were bp champs!

by brownnsh November 29, 2010

/bp

a tone tag used when the brazilians be speaking porch of geese.

why must you clown me amor /bp

by garbyguy March 19, 2021

Pullin' a BP

When you drink a glass of prune juice and you have a bowel movement that seeps out slowly and you just can't get it to stop. A true BP is when the state of your gastrointestial system is (B)eyond (P)epto. The stool is generally dark in color and is reminiscent of the crude oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Depending on one's hygeine, dead crabs may end up in the toilet as well.

Chris: Yo, why'd you give me those prunes?

Mike: They are good for you bro!

Chris: My rectum is pullin' a BP right now!

by Hadito Rodrigo Consuelo July 8, 2010

BP rich

The act of receiving a large amount of cash from BP. Recipients usually were not at all affected financially by the spill but hit the BP lotto when BP was distributing cash loosely to keep peoples minds off the catastrophe they created.

"Check out Jim's new 30k ride!", Craig exclaims. "Doesn't Jim just work part time at Burger King?" queried David. "Not anymore he quit his job once he got BP rich and just rides around all day" says Craig.

by TonyBaloneyfromBP March 5, 2011

BP Disaster

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms

Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.

by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012

he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."

Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."

by yugiohfan2010 June 19, 2010

bp time

BP Time means "black people" time. It means: arriving somewhere late. AKA, how our pastor explains some us of getting to church 30 minutes after it starts. Usually only used by black people to black people.

*Someone walks in an hour late anywhere

On-time person: Wow, their clock must have been set to BP time.

by Mikel.Page March 3, 2019