Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019

atomic

the owner of discord and disciple of king demon the goat

is that atomic? her basically owns cord

by atomic’s agora August 10, 2021

atomic creeper

big fat fuck pedo who should die

ur a fuking atomic creeper

by bigdickmofo111 May 26, 2017

Atom bomb

Mankinds worst invention and scariest to

'Random guy' -Holy shit the nukes are coming

"All atom bomb explodes"
Boooooom

by Orman November 2, 2016

Atomic Century Club

Variation of century club A shot of beer every minute with every tenth shot being hard alcohol.

Collin: Do you want to do Century Club when I come back down?
Bobby: No! I am trying to make the puke chart.

Collin: What is worse?
Bobby: Atomic Century Club

by I_LAA_BEER November 26, 2011

miss atomic bomb

When a woman is riding your face, and shits in your eyes

My girl was enjoying it so much and ended up giving me miss atomic bomb

by Jammer696 December 28, 2022

atomic parachute

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job and he pulls the blanket over her head before farting. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven

"I gave Emily the raunchiest Atomic Parachute last night, dude."

by Bowen2Win August 5, 2017