atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.

The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.

by yikestbh July 24, 2024

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022

atomic

the owner of discord and disciple of king demon the goat

is that atomic? her basically owns cord

by atomic’s agora August 10, 2021

atomic ugly

When someone is so ugly that it ruins everything around you for years to come.

How was your blind date last weekend?

It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 18, 2018

atom-mates

Two peoples atoms that were together before their existence and those people are now together.

“Nic and Emily are atom-mates.”

by W1lson June 2, 2021

Reduced to atom

A dramatic way to say "Obliterated" upon someone/something/player/npc destroyed/killed by an overkill weapon, example would be such using the mini nuke from fallout to a single rodent. Another example would be if the object goes missing like an NPC dissapearing for no reason when it was off camera.

"Lemme just equip my favorite weapon" *Equips nuclear cluster bombs*
"TAKE THIS YOU COCKROACH!"
*Big boom, possibly the whole map destroyed*
"Now he's gone, Reduced to Atom"

by StabbyMay0825 April 26, 2024

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021