Apple Hater

A person that chooses to diss Apple due to product failure or because the person refuses to conform with apple product buyers (thereby conforming with the hater group). Apple haters dislike the success of the company and attempt to undermine consumers. Generally, they are considered douche bags because they are outspoken about their hate of Apple while most people either use Apple products and enjoy them, or don't really care.

Brad: Dude the ipod sucks! Zune is way better because it actually works.

Josh: Well, if you didn't drop your ipod into water maybe you wouldn't be such an Apple Hater.

by Anonymous1219 March 20, 2011

applaudience

term used in open door theatre invented by an amazing director to refer to when the audience applauds wildly at our amazing show.

these canaan days we sing and dance so we can get applaudience...

by izzie April 10, 2005

applegin

an applegin means half a virgin

"omg did you hear about karen?! we just found out she's an applegin!"

by zully December 9, 2008

Apple Smash

To pound the booty. Pillaging, but albeit pleasurable, anal sex.

I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.

Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

apple

code word for a crush but also a fruit. good to eat. healthy.

eat that apple bro

by Bobjwjsjsnsnsmssk February 27, 2019

cinnamon apple

your boo, your sweet thang, your one and only

Henri Chandler is my cinnamon apple.

by EKCalamari December 20, 2017

apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009