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Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.
"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"
by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019
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Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).
Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.
by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009
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minecraft anal

When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.
Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.
by Kang142 May 29, 2018
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Anal Stick

A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges
Woman: I’m sooooo lonely

Man: Try an anal stick :)
by Gp24 April 27, 2020
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anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue
Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion
by Fizzmain February 10, 2018
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Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.
Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.
by MuffCPA November 7, 2011
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anal chamber

A chamber which is located in the rectal region. Usually closely guarded by anal trolls.
Guy 1: Man last night was awesome dirty!

Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-

Guy 1: No dude, even better!

Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?

Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.
by BrianFromFamilyGuy August 12, 2009
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