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Albert Hofmann 

Albert Hofmann (January 11, 1906 – April 29, 2008) was a Swiss scientist best known for having been the first to synthesize, ingest and learn of the psychedelic effects of lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). Hofmann authored more than 100 scientific articles and wrote a number of books, including LSD: My Problem Child. On January 11, 2006, Hofmann became a centenarian, and the occasion of his 100th birthday was the focus of an international symposium on LSD.

Hofmann knew he had indeed made a significant discovery after the first LSD trip, which during, he rode his bike home.

A psychoactive substance with extraordinary potency, capable of causing paradigm shifts of consciousness in incredibly low doses, Hofmann foresaw the drug as a powerful psychiatric tool; due to its intense and introspective nature, he couldn’t imagine anyone using it recreationally.

Hoffman always expressed his disappointment with LSD eventually being criminalised, saying the drug had the potential to deal with psychological problems caused by "materialism, alienation from nature through industrialisation and increasing urbanisation, lack of satisfaction in professional employment in a mechanised, lifeless working world, ennui and purposelessness in wealthy, saturated society, and lack of a religious, nurturing, and meaningful philosophical foundation of life"

He will always be remembered, loved, and respected by a much larger group of people than just the psychedelic community. Despite the controversy, Hoffman became a celebrated figure in the scientific community, and in his retirement served as a member of the Nobel Prize Committee as well as being a Fellow of the World Academy of Sciences.

In 1988 the Albert Hoffman Foundation was created "to assemble and maintain an international library and archive devoted to the study of human consciousness and related fields."
Albert Hofmann was the first to discover and synthesize LSD.

Albert Hofmann called LSD "medicine for the soul"
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Albert Hammond Jr. 

Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures
Albert Hammond Jr. by Rhodesie June 29, 2006

Abertridwr 

Abertridwr is the greatest town in Wales, hands down. The short name for Abertridwr is Aber and is Commonly mis-pronounced as “Aa-ba”, however in the welsh accent it is actually pronounced “Are-ber”. Abertridwr also produces the greatest food in all of Caerphilly, with a kebab shop, Chinese shop, the chippy and sam’s grill house, it is untouchable. Abertridwr owns the bronze artwork, which is the perfect landmark to sit by whilst eating your doner kebab from the kebab shop. The final thing about Abertridwr is the park. Named “Aber park” the park owns the local library and also, the football (soccer) club.
Person 1 : Hey, what’s up butt? You wanna go Abertridwr park after school?
Person 2 : yeah! that’s the best park in Caerphilly!
Abertridwr by Wales_123 February 29, 2020
A male of hispanic decent. Is a funny relaxed guy that likes to get the attention of not one but many females. Though Alberto may seem like a player or tool he is a faithful fun loving character who will never cheat. He may sometimes come off as a douche bag but inside he is probably the most sensitive and loving guy you will meet. He says a lot of random stuff and only wants people to like him.
Guy 1: There he goes acting like a tool again..
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.
Alberto by Michelle2 February 13, 2012