by Dirt March 29, 2004
The act of ejaculating on a female's back and throwing your pre-shaved pubic hairs on the semen causing them to stick.
"you're up bro, but to warn ya, I gave her the Alaskan Throwrug."
"you asshole! you always ruin the train."
"you asshole! you always ruin the train."
by jakeisahomo February 21, 2010
Why would u look this up u sicko
by Frosting February 22, 2016
Right as you are about to seamen in your girlfriend's hairy vagina, pull your dick out and cum in her bush. This will create a model of an avalanche.
by CuntMonster69 May 25, 2010
When one person freezes water in the shape of a cylinder then proceeds to use it as a dildo. They leave the ice inside of themselves until it melts. They then collect the mixture of water and juices in a container. Finally they leave the concoction on a table for someone else to drink.
Guy 1- "Hey bro just left an Alaskan Whitefish on that table over there"
Guy 2- "If that guy over there drinks that shit I'll give you 20 bucks"
Guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.
Guy 1- "Where's my 20 bucks?"
Guy 2- "If that guy over there drinks that shit I'll give you 20 bucks"
Guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.
Guy 1- "Where's my 20 bucks?"
by TheOneToRuleThemAll February 01, 2014
While having sex you freeze your shit in a freezer. Then you get green play-doh and shove it in the girls mouth. After that you take out yr shit and smear it all over her face till she says " you mua dawg gumby" then you grab a cup of skeet homemade and shove it down her throat till she throws up on yr chest.
by smear em baby January 17, 2010
by HxC HAHA December 13, 2009