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Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.
“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”
by Ih8N1gg3rz May 9, 2024
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Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.
Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.
by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023
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Alan Shore

Definition is based on the character from the Boston Legal TV series.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.
Max: Alex picks up so many chicks, I wish I could be like him
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore
by thatwordgeek007 March 8, 2022
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Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
Your being such an Alan today Andrew.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020
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Alan

literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.
“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”

“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
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Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped
Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
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Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.
Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.
by tinnytintin September 21, 2022
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