Alabama Picnic

When a person or persons perform the entire slew of or multiple alabama related sexual deeds. These would include more than one of the following: Alabama hot pocket, Alabama hotpot, Alabama iced tea, Alabama key lime pie, Alabama milkshake, Alabama mud slide for example.

"Went all out last night with the boyfriend, he proposed and I was so excited I gave him the ol' Alabama Picnic. Best night of sex in my life, you should try it sometime"

by tom hanx December 9, 2009

Alabama boatfire

When, before docking, one of the men surreptitiously spreads hot sauce on his foreskin. When docked, the other man experiences a burning surprise.

Oh man, I was really looking forward to docking with George last night, but we had an Alabama boatfire.

by blownfuse October 31, 2017

Alabama Abortacest

When you fuck your first cousin’s illegally aborted fetus.

Hey did you here about cousin Mitchell?Well, he got arrested by the po-live for givin cousin Tammy the ol’ Alabama Abortacest.

by Cousin Mitchell May 18, 2019

Alabama Spittoon

The Alabama Spittoon is a sex act performed with your sister, or mother. You cum into her mouth, and she then spits it into her baby.

“Hey sis, wanna do the Alabama Spittoon?”
“Sure bro but I’ve gotta practice the angle first.”

by BloodyVibrator February 22, 2020

Alabama Peanut

Nice try Watt

Watt missed some inside jokes when he wasn’t at school, one of them being the Alabama Peanut

by MrSwimGoggles October 19, 2019

alabama slut

One that sleeps with multiple of their family members.

I swear Larry and his sister Katie are such Alabama sluts.

by Jhawk96 July 24, 2017

Alabama Waterfall

When your sister is riding you, and after you ejaculate you also urinate, so when she stands up it all flows out.

"Sally May ain't on no pill, so I gave her the ole Alabama Waterfall to be safe."

by Chas Duran May 20, 2019