Ashleman

A name given to a large man with a large ego and a small penis. Usually brags about meeting famous people and doing heroic acts in the secret sector of the army, however these are all lies and can never be proven. Has two Chinese orphans, I mean his kids, who he swears can talk in 5 different languages but can barely talk.

You aren’t being a real Ashleman

by Daddybuck May 13, 2019

Ashley Frangipane

A badass, strong, kind, lovely, beautiful princess with an angelic voice. She is bad at love but her lover is strange and she disses her exs!! She is my everything and I really need her:))

Herself: "She said "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die, cause we need you"
TRUE AF

ASHLEY FRANGIPANE IS PERFECT
PERIOD.

by iHalseySfan FOLLOW ME ON IG January 31, 2020

Ashley Olson

Ashley Olson is very beautiful, and gorgeous even if she denies it. She is very funny and tell the best stories. Ashley is very smart and is in honors classes. Ashley rarely gets mad, and is an angel. Ashley loves to read, and has the best handwriting. She says sorry a lot, and even says sorry for saying sorry. She won't take compliments but you should always give them to her because they are true. Ashley Olson LOVES bread and tortilla chips, she also LOVES Star Wars Marvel, and Disney. Ashley is very sweet and kind, she can't spell at all. Ashley loves the color blue and is pretty crazy and weird at times. She loves Star Wars more than Star Trek which is crazy but she has her own opinions. Ashley Olson is a great best friend and you should never leave her. I can go on and on about Ashley Olson but its time to go so bye. Everyone loves her but I love her the most. *Olson is spelled O-L-S-O-N that is the correct way to spell Olson there is no other way, no matter what ANYONE says*

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: What?!? You haven't heard about Ashley Olson? She is amazing and pretty and smart!!!

by ArielAaAriel February 11, 2020

Ashley Wenz

Ashley is a person that you never want to let go of because she is beautiful and intelligent. She is very good at acting and singing. There is nothing better to do than hangout with an Ashley Wenz. She is very thankful and forgiving. she will always be there for you when you need her. She will be the girl that’s crack hours are all day when she is with her best friends. The best thing about her is that her smile and laugh are the best things to hear when you are sad. she is the best at snuggling and has a great taste in movies.

You need ASHLEY WENZ as your best friend.

by Chealsea4324 April 15, 2020

Asshole tangling

Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.

There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.

by BIGwood223 November 19, 2020

Ashlex

Ashlex is a ship name, formed from Ash & Alex.

Ash & Alex are an insepreable pair who can make you feel like a third wheel even if you watch them exchange simple "Hello's".
Their most popular form of flirting is bickering. Like seriously?! They both bicker like an old married couple. They might deny that they are a thing, but I tell you, they *are* a couple.

There goes Ashlex making every creature in existence feel like a third wheel again...

by The og Ashlex shipper February 5, 2021

Sympathetic Asshole

A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.

girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?

10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.

by Sympathetic Asshole November 19, 2010