drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
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absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
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Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.
captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_
by captia_melon February 09, 2025
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bottom melon

The part of the human buttocks that peeks from beneath revealing/short clothing. An example would be wearing a towel in such a way that it rises just above the very lowest part of both buttocks.
Those shorts really show off your bottom melon!
by Diction Donkeh October 19, 2015
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Melon bunny

A melon shaped head on a human anatomic body whose name is now Melon Bunny
by STinky Bunny July 05, 2022
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Melon Nelon

Person A: tells funny joke

Person B: "Get a load of this melon nelon"
by MonkeyNuggets🐒 December 04, 2024
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Melon Spice

An amazing youtuber whos making it to being popular! In real life hes an all around amazing guy! You should go sub to his channel.
Have you watched Melon Spices new video?
by Ifartoncakes July 30, 2019
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