Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

a fucking joke

A fucking joke. take it.

why cant you take a fucking joke?

by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020

Lopano Joke

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.

PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.

by Silent Chicken May 3, 2009

green joke

A joke with a sexual or otherwise vulgar connotation and or punchline.

She often tells green jokes, probably because of the stress.

by Reore November 23, 2021

Braxton Joke

A joke when you got the whole squad straight faced

“Hey man what the dog doing” said Braxton hysterically

The squad “Man that was a Braxton Joke” 😐

by Barry McCockinher69 April 13, 2022

Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.

Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!

by Try_ December 13, 2021