unlucky jeff

A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.

Did you see that guy spill his snowball while pushing his car? Hes such an unlucky jeff

by bear and the scientist July 14, 2017

The Jeff treatment

Going home on your long weekend off of work and giving your wife the shocker, followed by a chili dog and finishing up with a dirty sanchez.

I got off work and went right home and proceeded to give my wife the Jeff treatment.

by odell October 29, 2004

Jeff Bezos

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

Jeff Jarrett

hey michelle I read your fucktarded definition of mumia what a stupid foolish tool you are believing all that fabricated trash the pro-mumia sites put out, stop believing everything you read, dumbass.

Michelle believes everything she sees on the net, it's just gotta be true. What a rubberload of cumjuice michelle is.

by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Jeff Allened

To change the name of a person in your phone to something that your significant other wont recognize as your "booty-call"

He put Staceys name in the phone as Little sister and totally Jeff Allened his girl friend

by DanielleSchepler April 16, 2009

[Jazzy Jeff]

verb To respectfully leave one's friend(s) or partner(s) behind as your career continues to skyrocket. Ant. Garfunkel

"Now that my book is on the Times Bestseller List, guess I'll Jazzy Jeff the old writers group.

by FrancesL July 5, 2008

Jeff Lytle

Chuck Norris' right hand man. The guy chuck norris goes to when even a roundhouse kick to his computer won't fix it. Runs Maxwell AFB from any location in the world.

I've Chuck Norrised my computer and it still won't work.
Call Jeff Lytle.

by Bradley Amanda and Marissa August 7, 2008