wah my pussy hurts

Wah My Pussy Hurts - this saying is used when someone such as yourself orders an ice cream, but instead gets given a boiling cup of tea which you proceed to tip down your front and into your genital area.

What the hell? I didnt want a boiling hot cup of tea, im going to pour it down myself! *pours down self*. Wah my pussy hurts :(

by Matt Lacero July 4, 2008

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021

ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.

Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out

by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

butt hurt

Butt hurt is a term used to describe teh non consentual "hawt ghey secks". Can also mean annoyed.

Person: Why is Mark acting so butt hurt today?

by hill16 April 18, 2008

Butt-Hurt Douche Bag

Pink American Eagle Polo shirt + Wrist watch on right hand + Shitty cell phone = Butt-hurt douche bag

That guy Tyler Hill is a butt-hurt douche bag!

by wintiem September 21, 2010

your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies

by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019

Rub Your Paycheck Where It Hurts

Response given to someone who is annoyed at all the extra time they've been putting in at work even though they are being compensated for it.

Rob was whining about putting in a 60 hour work week so I told him to "rub your paycheck where it hurts"

by Calihog July 27, 2009