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this finals doesn't count

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals
This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team
by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021
mugGet the this finals doesn't countmug.

Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023
mugGet the Going Full Countmug.

count me in

count me in 4ever
by depressedbitxh January 8, 2022
mugGet the count me inmug.

count tittyula

Man count tittyula grabbed my girls tittyes yesterday.
by weeb man 69 March 23, 2021
mugGet the count tittyulamug.

The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula
by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018
mugGet the The Count Choculamug.

count dripula

One with intense drip.

Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.
Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?
by xX666HillsideKid666Xx February 10, 2020
mugGet the count dripulamug.

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