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phantom money

When you have money in your bank account, but it can't be used because you are waiting for a bill to post from an automated payment. This usually causes frustration because you want to go on a shopping spree with that money.
I have $1000 in my checking account but I can't use it because my car insurance is due and its $850. Stupid phantom money!
by sabine3212 May 13, 2010
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Phantom Negro

A nonexistent black person, usually male, who is blamed by a white person for a crime that said white person committed themselves. So far the Phantom Negro has kidnapped and murdered Susan Smith's kids, carved the letter B (for Barack Obama) in Ashley Todd's face, thrown acid in Bethany Storro's face, and murdered Charles Stuart's wife.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Whiteguy McWhitey burned down his own house and told the police a black guy did it?
Person 2: The Phantom Negro strikes again.
by StrugglingStudent December 10, 2010
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Phantom Haptics

Haptics is the science of applying touch sensation to interact with computer applications. Just as with phantom limbs the sensation of the limb is still felt, phantom haptics occurs when the sensations associated with an electronic device is still felt even when that device is not physically in contact with the body.
I have experienced phantom haptics when I am not wearing my Apple Watch. I still feel my watch telling me to stand up even though I am not wearing it.
by Phileesi August 22, 2015
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Phantom Shit

When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart
Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart

Person 2: That's a phantom shit
by Dyster June 15, 2018
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phantom pooper

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom
by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014
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F4 Phantom

F4 Phantom is a cold war era fighter bomber jet. During the vietnam war, F4s are used extensively in Vietnam. Its main enemy is the MiG-21. The jet, with afterburner on, can exceed mach 2 and it can carry 4 AIM-7 Sparrow air to air missile or the more advanced AIM-9 sidewinders, more than 8000kg of bombs, external fuel tanks, guided bombs and air to ground missiles for ground attack missions. The earlier models didn't include any cannon, just air to air missiles, however the later models did include a 20mm M61 Vulcan rotary cannon. There are 2 crews consisting of the pilor and a weapon system officer. The jet, with its heavy airframe, can reach mach 2.2 with its afterburning General Electric J79 engine. The Phantoms have a advanced radar system which can alert the crews of incoming threats even beyond visual range. The Phantoms also have a monitor for the pilot to see the radar pings, which was a very advanced technology back in the 60s. Around 5200 of these fighter jets were produced in the span of over 20 years.
MiG pilot: Shit F4 Phantoms spotted!
Ejects
by bored hong kong student March 31, 2022
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Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time
Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop”
by WhatAreEggs May 28, 2018
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