by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019
by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021
by meow!456 October 04, 2011
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
by Lavabite October 26, 2020
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Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2020
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 16, 2008