shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg May 30, 2018
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AFK Farm

A setup in a video game that allows a player to amass items without doing anything. Often associated with the game Minecraft.
I built an AFK farm for sugarcane to run overnight.
by Mattjod July 30, 2021
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AFK Farm

Was used in Minecraft and Roblox for get more items without controlled by a player or auto controlled
This is why how afk farm for roblox game called build a boat also watch jessetc channel for more roblox build a boat afk farm stuff
by Bak Hyemi June 13, 2021
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Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.
'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'
by Farm Handy October 26, 2015
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remote farming

A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.
Remote farming

Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.

Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020
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Born on a farm

Originally used to say "you left the door open", based on the fact that farms don’t have doors to be shut because there outside.

More recently, it has been used to simply indicate that a person is ignorant or uneducated as if they were brought up on a farm.
"it's really cold outside and you left the door open! were you born on a farm?”
by Jromeodriller January 27, 2018
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Ratchet-farm

Aka... trap house mainly occupied by females of all ages who look like bag bitches in training.
Can u give me directions to ur local 'ratchet-farm?'
by Ratchet-Farmer-ceo August 08, 2019
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