Dickhead McGee

The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.

Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.

Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake

Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina

Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
by Danny Double DD January 24, 2021
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Nonchalant Dickhead

That type of guy who's sole mission is to get girls. This subsect of men will hate on anything when given an opportunity in an attempt to impress the ladies. Will force a nonchalant and ghetto personality to seem tougher.
Guy 1: Did you guys see that new marvel movie?
Nonchalant Dickhead: Ah hell naw, this man still using technology in 2024! * fixes edgar haircut *
by IAmNotARacistButARealist November 23, 2024
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Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.
Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.
by Spiderwikipeida June 03, 2024
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pc dickhead

Its a nigga called simon

Ur have to be a crackhead to be pc crackhead

Not a real fed
I nees to pc dickhead so he can get me some shit
by Sav.24z May 28, 2019
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dickhead shuffle

A dickhead shuffle is when a group of assholes ruin everyone's fun and consider themselves superior to everyone else.
"Man, I played last night casual TF2, it quickly turned into a dickhead shuffle
by Norton ,am May 09, 2020
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CHAOTIC DICKHEAD

Best describes the organisational structure of someone with ADHD at any given moment
"Barry's been carrying on like a chaotic dickhead. He's been trying to call me with the phone he just lost while going through a McDonald's drive-thru, to ask me about my opinion on light bulbs. The light bulbs are for a performance-piece protest. We spoke about the number plate of the car in front."
by Shamrock McGuinness June 14, 2021
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