Callum

The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.
Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him
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Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)
If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.
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He is sooo hot and sexy. He gets all the girls unlike Landon. He has a lot of confidence and did I mention how hot he is. Sometimes Callum feelths lonely and depressed but tis thus time thou cheer thy upwards. UWU

He has a huge cock.
I heard Callum has a crush on Dallas
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yo have you seen callum
yea he’s absolutley rubbish at fortnite
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Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard
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A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.
“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
by Lord Ohwontoohofor May 21, 2018
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Omg I love Callum he’s the best right?

What are u stupid?
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