An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
Get the AIDS beardmug. by Teshandra April 22, 2013
Get the Shave the beardmug. When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.
Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.
by Nipple Knockers April 8, 2021
Get the Beard Backmug. Did you see Britney Spears' bearded box at the VMAs?
Yeah, dude it was bad...
You are such a bearded box!
Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.
Yeah, dude it was bad...
You are such a bearded box!
Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.
by CockStov February 24, 2012
Get the Bearded Boxmug. A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."
"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"
" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"
" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
by Anonb August 2, 2013
Get the Buffalo Beardmug. A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.
by Lolals December 29, 2013
Get the bearded steakmug. Rhianna is one the sweetest people in the entire world. Any room she walks into lights up within seconds, she makes you see the silver lining in any situation. Rhianna is more concerned with others than she is with herself and makes sure that everyone is put before her needs. She will be right there whenever you need a hug or a laugh or someone to talk to. When she hurts there is no need for her to tell anyone because only the ones she keeps closest know her truth. Her coffee-coloured brown eyes are the door to her soul, one look and you're enticed, her smile is contagious and her whole personality and looks are just the best, unbeatable! When you find a Rhianna keep a hold of her, she is my rock and world. I don't know what I would have done without her and I am glad that we're still standing after all time. So go and find a Rhianna to complete your life.
Person #1: Who's your best friend?
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...
Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...
Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!
by KGhost03 June 2, 2019
Get the Rhianna Beardmug.