2 1/2 Strikes

2 1/2 Strikes, someone who has been pulled into H.R. at least 2 1/2 times for behaviors unbecoming a corporate environment, and they already are 3/4 the way out the door, owing to their behaviors.

Jared is better known as 2 1/2 strikes because H.R. is ready to boot him out the door, for his behaviors at work.

by Rastus P. Kumquat May 7, 2021

2 for 1 special

When you and your best friend face fuck the same girlfriend at her best friend’s house. You both got action and fucked over her best friend

Andre: I got with Sacha

George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special

by thebigpenis42069 May 12, 2021

1 2 4 5

What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.

The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

I 1 2 6 U

I want to sex you.

Say: I 1 2 6 u . Say it fast for best result.

by T. Bar May 19, 2021

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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.

No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

person1: hey
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by Potatospaz September 28, 2024

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Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask

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person 2: wtf
person 1: :)

by Themarcisbi October 28, 2024

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congrats, you got absolutely nothing

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by Naufalicious November 30, 2024