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Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
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A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.
P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training

P2: Are they coming to the training this time.

P1: No they are a goober.
by anonymous October 19, 2023
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1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by anonymous February 20, 2024
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by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020
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Who is that? It's jasmine, a goober.
by Jake_ghoul_03 May 29, 2022
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The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."
by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022
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by dabbirabbid June 18, 2024
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