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Japanese Pop-Tart

A Japanese Pop-Tart is when you ejaculate in your partner's butt crack, smush the cheeks together, heat it up with a hair dryer, and eat it.
"Yo man I gave D'amneesha the MEANEST Japanese Pop-Tart last night!"
by Japanese Pop-Tart guy September 3, 2016
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pop tart

Jim is such a pop tart
by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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Macro Ziggurat of tartness

1 lemon on a sombrero on top of 7 pizza boxes on top of a GIANT pizza box. Used for worshiping Lemon o' tart
Guy 1:time to pray at the Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 2:dude your are weird
by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 22, 2019
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Pop Tart Drunk

When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.
Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.
by matador755 October 3, 2017
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Lemon o' tart

the one true god, Stronger than Cthulu, Worshiped at a Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 1: Lemon o' tart is the only god
Guy 2: ok then...
by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 24, 2019
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Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016
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Propeller Fart-tart

Turn on your Electric Fan on high drop your drawers and proceed to blow a huge fart in the path of the blowing air with anticipation of your significant other inhaling a full dose of your inner fart.
Propeller Fart-tart is when Mark stands in front of the fan and being ready to electric
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.
by OneBigDaddy May 21, 2022
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