A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.
by LarryTheLizard March 28, 2015
Get the larry the lizardmug. An ex powerlifter strongman and bodybuilder turned arm wrestler.
He's eastern european and west african but his dad died when he was young in the Bronx, he ad his mom moved to hawai, then back to ny and he started lifting then did gear and did amazingly in powerlifting.
Used "worlds strongest bodybuilder" after entering a bodybuilding show to become popular.
Sadly he's very injury prone and only arm wrestler now, he may like sweaty georgian men named levan but thats besides the point.
He has a fanbase of man teenage lifters who think he's the best lifter alive and constantly meme random videos of him. Even after he stopped powerlifting he did "big rep lifts" to make this fanbase go crazy.
He roars a lot and kills his skin while deadlifting.
He's eastern european and west african but his dad died when he was young in the Bronx, he ad his mom moved to hawai, then back to ny and he started lifting then did gear and did amazingly in powerlifting.
Used "worlds strongest bodybuilder" after entering a bodybuilding show to become popular.
Sadly he's very injury prone and only arm wrestler now, he may like sweaty georgian men named levan but thats besides the point.
He has a fanbase of man teenage lifters who think he's the best lifter alive and constantly meme random videos of him. Even after he stopped powerlifting he did "big rep lifts" to make this fanbase go crazy.
He roars a lot and kills his skin while deadlifting.
*larry wheels lifting after an hour of arm wrestling and smiling*:UAHHHHHHHHAAHHHHH
*random kid*:Larry being Larry.
*random kid*:Larry being Larry.
by Necrozma Beam January 17, 2022
Get the Larry Wheelsmug. A sad larry is the act of one man crying into a vagina and having a third person then perform oral sex on the teary vagina.
"My wife has been really into getting Sad Larry's lately. The fact that the third guy is my brother helps the tears."
by xXTruGoku9001Xx March 20, 2016
Get the Sad Larrymug. A complete pervert, worse than a internet troll, a common piece of shite.
A roadside goblin that is a fantastic fizzy douche of a leftist, Democrat twatwaffle.
A roadside goblin that is a fantastic fizzy douche of a leftist, Democrat twatwaffle.
That dude keeps writing hatred for Republican values and the good Christians, he types his spiteful attitude on, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook like a Bathrobe Larry!!
by #beadickheadforREALS March 22, 2023
Get the Bathrobe Larrymug. by Saucy_jew March 23, 2021
Get the lurking larrymug. Named after the user VirtualLarry from the Anandtech message boards, this law defines that any internet discussion regarding GPUs or Videocards, given sufficient time, will devolve into an argument about GPU mining for cryptocurrency.
I was trying to talk about the price and performance of the 6600XT, but you guys had to Larry's Law this topic and argue over hashrates and how everything is overpriced because of mining.
by GodisanAtheist September 10, 2021
Get the Larry's Lawmug. LARRY THE COOLEST! is ALWAYS the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes - as opposed to wussy non-Larry wussies (or is it pussies?) Once again just to clarify, LARRY THE COOLEST! IS ALWAYS THE COOLEST! AND HE DOES NOT PLAY MUCH BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE IS THE COOLEST! AND PLAYZ TO WINZ AND HE WINZ WHEN HE PLAYZ!!!
Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.
The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!
I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!
Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?
If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.
The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!
I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!
Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?
If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some days I just wonder how it would be to be Larry the COOLEST! OF THE COOL PUSSY MAGNETS! He gets ever girl, guy, disease and everything in between that he wants and doesn't want.
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama
So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,
And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea
Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama
So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,
And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea
Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
Get the Larry the Coolest!mug.