Anal King

Typically used as an adjective for a high school aged white male (typically with light brown hair, possible glasses) who has a fetish for watching/participating in anal sex. Often times the recipient of said anal sex is of Latin descent.

Look at that freak ah anal king.

by .nade_imoan.69 January 7, 2025

King Rylan of Matthewsville

he's a little girl. he using his ai assistant Williampa to cheat in AP world history.

oh woah its King Rylan of Matthewsville he must be a dumb dumb little boy

by freakydeakyforsuredan January 8, 2025

Moving like King Von

When a character or a person locks in and goes John Wick mode

person 1: you did you watch squid game season 2?
person 2: yeah 120 was moving like king von in episode 7

by Cho Hyun-ju January 9, 2025

King von anti piracy screen

King von anti piracy screen

“Hey jimmy nigga butt token king von anti piracy screen” it means i got a drop on this flexing nigga he from tenesee i had a thot she be with the shits

by Brainrotking January 10, 2025

King Espis

Another name jerpis he thinks he’s a god in call of duty and is up there with the sweats and neckbeards of gaming, a tycoon master, and very soft doesn’t play fighting games cause he knows he’ll get destroyed

I have you heard of king espis
Yeah why

Man I came across him in Fortnite he rebirthed 4 times before I rebirthed once

That king espis is definitely a basement dweller

He probably looks like a ghoul that hasn’t seen sunlight in years

by BO3THEGOAT January 12, 2025

King Trumpet

When you’re getting an aggressive BJ and it makes you fart.

Tommy loved my head game so much it ended up being a King Trumpet

by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025

Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."

by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025