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Johns

Just a mf fr .or an item fr. Sometimes plural . sometimes not. Biggy cheese ahh mofo. Commonly used in sentences it doesn’t make sense in.
Friend: where yo dogs at ?
Man: idk johns be playing and whatnot
by Youeverdreamaboutanugget January 23, 2024
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John

There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate

2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate

3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..

So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
"Hey, do you remember John?"
"What type of John? "
"The cool one."
"Yeah, he was a cool John."
by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022
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John

John
John
by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022
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Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once
Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity
by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019
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john

best otter guy in the world he's so cool
by coolest guy 13 November 23, 2021
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John John

A villager like npc who only eats apples
He's such a John John
by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023
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