askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

John

John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.

Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts

by Lunee March 13, 2022

John Passant

A versatile saying, phrase, action, noun, or adjective. Could be used reactionary, mid-sentence, or as an insult.

1. "Just John Passant me that gyatt G"
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021

John Cranium

Toilet-Head

John = toilet; and cranium = head

Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!

by anonymous April 14, 2023

john serrano

A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.

Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.

by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017

John Cena

Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.

Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.

John Cena is a person's name.

by VU1218 September 18, 2016