gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off

i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.

by axsucker June 14, 2017

Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her

I did a nut job yesterday at work

by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020

Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove.

Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024

texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.

I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.

by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025

Job

many people think your name is is job. when really it’s pronounced “Jobe” and everytime someone says “job” instead of “jobe” your like “nigga kys” Job is a badass and will fuck ya bitch

random nigga: yo what up “job

Job: my name is pronounced “jobe” my nigga

random nigga: damn.

by bingusbump January 14, 2019

Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 1, 2021

macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.

(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."

by ghostories April 24, 2018