God

God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by
by Alisha’s mum September 24, 2022
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When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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Cap God

1 - Polo G’s alias
2 - a person with a high tolerance to mdma
3 - a person that is very good lying
lying in polo g crib off the x he call me cap god
by Ballista .50 June 9, 2022
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god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.
All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!
by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011
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God-ronic

Unexpected happening at a coincidental time.
A mother was worried about her child driving in the storm after work. It was God-ronic that a health inspection shut down her job for the day right before the storm hit.
by Kennedy Reign August 21, 2023
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God

by sebez November 23, 2021
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God

by GumbleP July 22, 2022
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