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Sad Ball

A ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. The ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. It may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.

Traditional items used for assembly: Shrink Wrap, Windex, paper, parperclips, a child's shoe, flammable liquid, and/or ass pennies.

Sad Batt is not included.
1st pissed off employee: Shit man. I hate my job. Let's make a sad ball and fucking through at the store.

2nd pissed off employee: Fuck man. Let's put some lighter fluid in that shit and set it on fire.

Hilarity ensues.
by John McClendon December 14, 2008
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net balls

The sudden feeling of having testicles while on the internet. This usually occurs when engaged in arguments and/or starting shit via internet posts, comments, etc.

Don't be fooled, these testicles only spawn while the host has hands attached to a keyboard, touch screen, or other typing device.

They quickly shrivel and disappear when encountered in real life.
Person 1: Hey! Look at what that kid just posted. Damn he's got some balls to say that.

Person 2: LOL no, he's just got some net balls.

Person 1: Ah, yes. He would never say that to that person.
by RealBalls4Life August 19, 2011
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Yegg Balls

WHEN A PERSON GETS A BOTOX SHOT IN HIS BALLS AND THE BALL SACK IS SMOOTH AND WRINKLES.
by butchess May 11, 2009
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Bulls Balls

The original truck balls or truck nuts are scrotum look-alikes that rednecks hang on the back of their trucks to let people know that they drive a masculine vehical.
What a joke, see them pingpong balls under that truck? Must be a kiddie driving. He should get some REAL bulls balls.
by jrBman August 26, 2006
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Balls Tea

'Balls Tea', is made when the male tea bags the woman(or man) following urination in the recipients mouth. A steeping time of 5 to 10 seconds is recommended for full flavour extraction.
"Dude, last night I made Balls Tea in Erin's mouth."
by Balls-Allo-vur March 6, 2008
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Rice Ball

Ball sport that is dominated by Asians (ping-pong, badminton etc.)
Man 1: I bet I can beat Chen in table tennis.
Man 2: Nigga you crazy! You can't beat a chink in rice ball.
by PhysEd December 22, 2008
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ass balls

when someone is getting fucked in the ass and the balls hit the person's ass witch create ass balls
example: "dude i gave that girl last night ass balls"

"really ohhman i wish i was with you"
by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009
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