dog and pony show

An elaborate act of bullshit, generally used to distract attention away from the sheer uselessness of the actual project or act.

The US Presidential Race.
Any democratic process in the US.

Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.

by Jackofallfades August 12, 2012

Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

bungou stray dogs

The best animate in the world. Made by BONES.

Bungou stray dogs is soooooo good, you should watch it

by KYOUME HIBIKI September 20, 2017

Dog Shit Fart

A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.

"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"

by CPal21 September 14, 2011

Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.

Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

by BaileytheBerner February 10, 2010

Milk Dog

The purest kind of dog, very Christian, very good. The goodest dog.

"Wow, that dog is a Milk Dog!"

by notnyasnt July 9, 2019