War fish

1. A fish of War.
2. An undiscovered North Atlantic species of fish that is/will be classified as a lethal weapon and too deadly to be used in warfare.
3. A metaphor for a war vessel.

Person A: War Fish fear me!!
Person B: Did you know that 3/4th of that sentence is composed of the very small set of English words that you can monger?

by anonymous December 1, 2023

fish dancing in the sun

Majestic as fuck

Fish dancing in the sun= Majestic as fuck

by DAZEY July 3, 2015

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

Egg Fish Lure

A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.

Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*

by AFellowMalaysian November 11, 2024

gold fish

The snack that smiles back

i want to eat some GOLD FISHHHH.

by DUCKIEEEEEEEEEEE March 20, 2018

Fish in soup

Some one or something that is uncool or lame

Man, Jim was such a fish in soup last night

by TacticalMuffin August 10, 2021

Fish drill team

The ultimate way to display your virginity while getting the absolute shit hazed out of you. However you will most likely win a national championship and make norwhich university your bitch

Fish jones: hey are you going to join Fish Drill Team?
Fish smith: hell no I’m not a tool!
Fish jones: thats why no girls want you

by Fishfuckyourmom May 15, 2022