by REDDIExxx October 13, 2021
Get the Y/Nmug. A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024
Get the Ethan Nmug. Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough
Rick: Damn That's Tough
by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019
Get the Smelling n tellingmug. by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018
Get the woke ‘n’ tokemug. Owning a bar, having tattoos, loving the 50s era style, riding a motorbike, and loving a good pair of boots.
She has Rock 'N Roll in her soul, because she owns a bar, has tattoos, loves the 50s era style, rides a motorbike, and loves a good pair of boots.
by Ethan Sails September 1, 2023
Get the Rock 'n Roll in her soulmug. Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
Get the surf 'n' turfmug. the act of placing an item for sale online but then forgetting about the post and subsequently ghosting all interested parties by not responding to any messages of inquiry
These guys aren't responding to me on Facebook Marketplace about amps for sale. They be postin' n' ghostin'...
by Colorless green ideas... September 9, 2024
Get the postin' n' ghostin'mug.