you need to see this

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.

(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

Are you my mother?

The unspoken thought-question that exists in the mind of any sentient being who is trying to bond with another who is usually not their mother.

Are you my mother?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

You Mad Bor

the correct way of asking a person if he or she is mad

Screw You!
You Mad Bor?

by meetmida1 September 5, 2012

you won't though

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes almost any kind of threat.

"Imma beat your ass in like two."
"You won't though."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."

person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."

by pr1cklygoo January 4, 2010

Boo you up

Make you my boo, or make you my significant other. It could also be code for sex so watch out

I can't wait to boo you up. (Sex one)
I'm really into you, I'm going to boo you up once I see you. (Not the sex one)

by pink_starburst July 12, 2017

pop you one

When one punch knocks u out

You better square up cause he's gonna pop you one!

by Graice May 19, 2017