when the TV is so dusty that after you finally get around to dusting it, it looks like High Definition
by laughingBrunette April 13, 2011

When your drunk friend moons the tourists far below her hotel room on the 39th floor. Some believe spotting a high rise ham is a sign of good luck.
Miri felt so lucky to spot an ass way up high that night in Miami... little did she know it was her drunk friend high rise hamming.
by Angel62 November 3, 2017

some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.
and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw
and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw
Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah
by crunchycrispy June 4, 2021

A school filled with emotional teenagers that’s don’t know how to solve problems but are great at creating them, along with guys who care very little about others and more about drugs or video games and girls who dress like hookers always trying to causes fights with random people they don’t even know.
1. Random idiot: I’m bored, let’s create a meme account about antelope high school and make people wanna kill themselves.
Another random idiot: Sure, let me just send you this video I’ve had forever that I’ve probably jerked off to a million times.
Another random idiot: Sure, let me just send you this video I’ve had forever that I’ve probably jerked off to a million times.
by Antelopeisntwhatyouthink May 21, 2019

ellenville high school is home of the most disgusting people you will ever see on earth. you got your wanna be gangbangers who walk around the town with there AND-1 shorts hanging to the ground. you also have your fake depressed emo bitches that say they're gonna kill themselves but never do. The bathrooms are smoke sesh spots for whenever you wanna hit the juul or the cart. The security guards give in to the students doing whatever the fuck they want. and if you go to this school, you need to get yo bread tf up and dip. but that will never happen because Ellenville high school doesn't give the students suggestions to get a job or go to college.
by joebiden2012 October 28, 2021

A pile of shit on fire that really needs to burn to the ground. A whole school that talks about equality but runs off a social class system.
by Bailey fray June 17, 2018

by macenna anderson September 2, 2021
