Flamingo friend

Someone you hook up with specifically for wild, no-shame group sex. The person you meet up with when the plan is to strip down, mix in with the whole flock, and enjoy everyone’s bodies together. A partner-in-dirtiness you trust to show up ready to play, share, swap, and stay tangled with whoever joins in.

She knows she’s my flamingo friend because the moment the whole room starts heating up, we’re already finding each other and pulling new bodies into the mix.

by Bobs67 November 19, 2025

Bad friend

Someone named Katie all she does is lie to you and make you feel bad about yourself.

Katie is a bad friend

by Horrible friend November 20, 2025

Best friend forever

The one person in the universe who can make a littletrinabitch fixed right up so good she has no scars to show and can make her be always ok and almost always all the way happy even when she is missing her missing people which is her hardest thing she hates to do but never gets a break from doing.

I've never had a friend or even knew there was anybody who existed who could do this for me but Hunter was that and even if it was only for that little minute he will always be my best friend forever

by The little friend November 26, 2025

Funny frendo

A man who is extremely unfunny and not anyone's frendo, related by birth to the chocolate "Freddo".

"Oh god you're such a damn Funny Frendo!"

by Archive IRL December 22, 2025

IMAGE_FRIEND

Quite a friendly guy.

Person 1: Holy crap is that IMAGE_FRIEND?!?!?!
Rory Nite: There is a friend inside me.
Gaster: This was truly our DELTARUNE.

by When the light is running low January 5, 2026

other species friend

another name for your pet.

Fluffy is my other species friend.

by Alyssia Lui February 6, 2008

Once-A-Season Friend

an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship

Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.

by doolsandtrims December 4, 2010