cats

no matter your opinion cats are angels, a gift from god yet some humans hate them that is why they turn on you

god:lets make angels for humans
humans:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cats:ultimite beings

by Frost78910 February 12, 2025

Cat

Used for a mouth

You put it in your mouth and choke you cat.0

by DontBotherMeBot on ps4 October 18, 2019

cat

cat

"cat"

by KozumeKenma April 07, 2022

Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

cat

rui kamishiro

"look its a cat!"

"thats just rui kamishiro"

by tsukasa tenma October 24, 2023

Cats

Pure evil. They can kill anything. Sure they may seem lazy but that’s just a cover up. They plan to steal all the food and then enslave us. They will overthrow us and rule the world. If you have a cat, watch your back.

Preacher: Name something evil in the world.

Child: Cats....

by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 30, 2018

CAT

Nothing but the best ROBLOX military group/family there is. Amazing leaders, like Josh the one and only commander, LordCopper our beloved second in command, Ventique the L dispenser, there's many more people so make sure to join today!

"We stand no chance against CAT in war, we need to surrender!" says the ATLAS corporation

by Armini_ June 16, 2018