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Poop

Is the word that every 7 year old will laugh at. Also used as an insult my children.
Max : Ryan is a poop.
Ryan : But I am Ryan.
Max : Shut up Ryan.
by HazyCrazyDaisy December 25, 2020
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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
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bee poop

Man: Hey kid want some bee poop?
by BeePoopLover69 August 1, 2017
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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.
Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.
Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "
by Hym Iam October 30, 2025
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poop pee

by anonymous October 23, 2023
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Night Poop

A poop taken after 8pm, outside of one’s regular poop taking rhythm.
I’ll be right back, I think I might have to take a Night Poop….
by Andi Pandy Putting in Candy October 28, 2022
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