Stuff with meat

Your dad.

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

by CC.totally.not.up.at.4am November 25, 2023

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

Meat

1: Flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) used as food.
2: A penis.

1: Delicious, meat!
2: Delicious, meat!

by the random. October 14, 2021

Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022

Meat Back

The feeling you have when you've consumed so much meat that your lower back hurts.

"Man, I ate so much tri-tip that I've got a mean case of meat back right now"

by TheyCallMeLeeSus August 17, 2018

Meat Syrup

Cold Gravy

Mom pass me the meat syrup.
BITCH!

by Juoce January 5, 2018

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019