Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

Full Finger Fumpeting

When you bitch about a little boo boo on your hand like a beta cuck; i.e. slamming the breading table on your pinky

Bro, you're whining about a little full finger fumpeting? My hands are full finger blasted rn.

by Usblatte September 21, 2020

Fingers crossed

A reference to the lunar cycles and the way that human fingers protrude from our bodies, thus being an external force as well as an internal force. They are at once of the body but apart from it. Thus to cross the fingers is to merge forces and invite chaos.

"Oh man, I dropped my phone in a puddle and a bus run over it."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."

by MysticPetye November 23, 2021

Four fingers up

if u got four fingers up u like myla

*holds four fingers up* “he definitely likes myla”

by iheartmyla July 19, 2022

4 fingers up

You are loyal to 1 men

,,bla bla bla 4f fingers up bla bla” 4 fingers up

by kozlin July 31, 2022

Four fingers up

Hold four fingers up if you like the same gender

Four fingers up is gay

by Goanna lover April 24, 2022

4 fingers up

You are allergic to pussy

Are you allergic to pussy? Because there is a cat on your bed. 4 fingers up!!

by lookinfine July 5, 2022