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Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.
Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio
by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY March 4, 2021
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green fn

something good happened or bagged a bad beech or made a shot
i bagged her green fn
by 22jah March 17, 2024
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green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.
“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”
by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020
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green weiner

it means that you have a "smol weiner" because they are refrencing yoda
but secretly yoda has footlong so dont be fustrated from saying green weiner be thankful
you have a smol green weiner,
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Berkeley green

A shit place where the only thing you can do is get faded then a hoe.
I cba to go to Berkeley green I have no bud
by Gibbott September 25, 2023
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Green Fn

Usually a catchphrase used when you make a shot in basketball. Either real life basketball or video game basketball like 2K24

The fn stands for fuck nigga
*Lebron does his signature LeFuckU 3*
Lebron: Green Fn
by MemeGod1010 March 2, 2024
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green screen kids

a bunch of kids who steal videos and traction by making reaction tier videos where they put their face in the corner, then it gets a lot of views.
i see them as misunderstood because it's literally in the title that they're kids who simply don't know any better. but no we had to witch-hunt them
i think the solution to this is to wait until they mature and know right from wrong then maybe they'll realize "oh shit i'm stealing somebody's video" and give credit next time
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