The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 02, 2017
The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.
by tiitansilver November 03, 2015
A person who has an unmatched ability to manifest gifs in a text, IM or online group message conversation. Usually one who sends the gif in a message that most accurately describes what everyone is thinking or are the funniest, and make the most sense.
Brad always sends the best gifs, how does he find the right one to make us all laugh, he is such a gif god!
by Spiderdolphin February 22, 2019
“God Save The King” is the national anthem of the United Kingdom
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!
THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING!
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!
THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING!
What is the lyrics to the National Anthem
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!
THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!
THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING
by Monkey2007bup October 29, 2023
by eeee4444 November 25, 2022
Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."
Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."
Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"
by boobfucker007 January 08, 2017