Cat

Young little dolphins that have evolved into baby turtles with skinny buttholes

I threw my cat in the deep fryer

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Cat

A four legged creature made out of fur they can be very cute but can also be very annoying for example when you are sleeping and they jump to the bed and start walking on you also they spit out fucking fur balls

Cats Are Complete Jerks

by Why Werent Done 6 July 27, 2018

Cat

Also known as Caitlin’s, Cats are lovable but crazy McBitches who won’t stab you if you treat them right. It may take some time but you’ve can get Cats to open up to you by drawing them McCoy and co, after which you can see their rather pleasant soft side of their personality.

“Well chief, another dead guy”
“Fuck, it must’ve been a Cat”

by Dick does butt October 28, 2019

Cat boy

A person who is hot and may were a maid dress and has cat ears

Kyo sohma is a cute cat boy sadly he is not real and is from an anime

by Iskwnsnsisj May 23, 2021

Cat

Beautiful creatures that god created..... but then humans ( which are also evil) turned them into evil little pieces of
CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat is a little crap.

by Lovely_Lucky >:3 April 9, 2018

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.

"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

by wet cat April 26, 2025

Cats

Bastards.

My cats keep eating all the bread in the house, because they're stupid idiot bastards.

by oumako929 January 1, 2021