Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).

Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

All Sorts of Mixed Nuts

A phrase used to describe a mentally unsound or flat-out crazy individual.

Steve: "Did you watch the GOP debate last night?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, Michele Bachmann is all sorts of mixed nuts."

by Karen123451 November 9, 2011

The Ron Weasley Slug Nut

When you don’t nut for a long period of time, and upon returning to the game, your next nut has the viscosity of the slugs that Ron Weasley throws up in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Person 1: Yo how was last night with hermione bro
Person 2: it had been a while bro so I hit her with the Ron Weasley slug nut

by Slugnutsally August 16, 2019

National lick pablito nuts

Pablito nuts are supposed to be devoured on this lovely day of December 2nd

Hey yo did you lick any pablito nuts today on national lick pablito nuts??

by Pablitonuts December 1, 2019

honky tonk nut twister

When your having sex with a chick

But before you ejaculate, You twist your nuts and yell YEEHAW!

I was balls deep in her pussy so I hurried up and gave her a

"Honky Tonk Nut Twister"

by John Lulz February 16, 2018

Nut-Up Dick Pic

A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.

Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!

by Hahaballs February 13, 2021

Animal rights nut

A term used out of ignorance to refer to people that feel strongly about animal cruelty and want non-human animal to be treated with respect. Some people fail to understand that non-human animals can suffer both physically and emotionally just like humans can and so think it's ridiculous that anyone would care about the suffering of an animal. Animal rights nuts do not have their priorities wrong just because they choose animal rights as their main concern and this does not mean that they care about non-humans more than humans it just means that they can extend there compassion beyond their own species. Whether you want to believe it or not animals suffer a lot for people's trivial gains such as food that you don't need and fur and leather that you do not need. And people who use the term animal rights nut think that it's wrong people care about this and want to stop it.

Guy 1: Who's that?

Guy 2: An animal rights nut.

Guy 1: Oh so she believes that suffering of an animal is wrong?

Guy 2: Yeah, ridiculous right?

by JL1955 May 13, 2014