When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
Get the Persian jobmug. A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016
Get the Broom Closet Jobmug. by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022
Get the Adam Smash Jobmug. A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.
Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019
Get the Nub Jobmug. by asmrrfy September 23, 2023
Get the Cigar Jobmug. Word used to describe something very frightening, disturbing and scary.
Often so disturbing of a word it can induce chaos or fear just by saying it.
Often so disturbing of a word it can induce chaos or fear just by saying it.
by Jubomination June 3, 2025
Get the Jobmug. Colloquially "Triple J"
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.
Guy 1: Those two chicks gave me a sick Triple Job last night.
Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J
Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J
by Gold5 January 9, 2016
Get the Triple Jobmug.