cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.

Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.

by ectofunky- November 15, 2024

juicing

when dogs accidentally express their anal glands

Oh man, Lily keeps juicing all over the couch.

by M.Rex November 27, 2023

mind your juice

Mind your buisness

Alternatives being mind ya grapes

Did you hear Mickey got diagnosed with stage 4 retardism
Hey man that’s his life mind your juice

by massssivecuntsinrats August 20, 2021

Jihad Juice

A wonderful medley of fermented Guantanamo Bay sewage, inhaled for it's dissociative effects. Often an inmate's desperate attempt to be on drugs.

I swear that this Jihad Juice is better than last weeks batch. I can not wait to get high

by robroblin April 11, 2011

Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.

We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.

by Krackerino November 1, 2021

sailor juice

another word for semen

she loves to swallow sailor juice

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Juice Dance

Dancing in a unitard with no music. Specifically in relation to a juice stand. In northern California, the juice dance is thought to be similar to a rain dance as it will 'bring the juice'.

Continuing to dance after the music is turned off.

Did you see the neighbors? I thought they were doing the juice dance They are doing a juice dance epic fundraiser.

I heard that party got shut down but they just kept doing the juice dance.

by charades March 25, 2013