A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023
Get the John Lifeguardmug. Ugly rat looking creature who is a simp and also looks ugly and is stupid and has approximately 2 and a half brain cells. Also a cat
Me: have you seen John baileyol lately? She looks so stupid and useless
You: true she looks like a rat
You: true she looks like a rat
by ailisisntaranga March 16, 2022
Get the John baileyolmug. by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021
Get the Johnmug. Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible
by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024
Get the Pulling a johnmug. a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
by brownie_chels November 29, 2021
Get the john thomas cornwellmug. “It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
by JohntheNonce January 9, 2020
Get the John Morrismug. 