dick rice

A slang term for crabs

Dude, don't sleep with that chick. She's got the dick rice.

by AJasdf March 4, 2008

whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2009

Dick in the Dirt

To knock someone out or fuck them up.

In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"

by FancyDancy October 17, 2010

small dick

someone with a very small penis.

the contents of dans pants is a small dick.

by Small Dick 20 January 7, 2009

Dick champion

a female who takes dick into every hole of the body

Jesse had a dick champion weekend.

by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008

starter dick

a small penis that is appreciated only for its purpose as a taper that will gradually and painlessly lead to bigger and better penises

My asshole didn't even bleed after that monster cock, last night, thanks to all those starter dicks.

by cerntflerps December 30, 2011

caden's dick

Very small

That's a Caden's dick tiny

by Jfguccgg April 19, 2017