A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020
Get the Bottle jobmug. People say it’s yard work but the person doing the odd jobs is really engaging in sexual favors in exchange for money.
Person 1: I do odd jobs for this man that I know
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs
Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs
Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work
by WeDalt dlril January 23, 2023
Get the Odd Jobsmug. When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
Get the Persian jobmug. A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.
Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!
by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023
Get the hatchet jobmug. A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016
Get the Broom Closet Jobmug. A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.
Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019
Get the Nub Jobmug. by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022
Get the Adam Smash Jobmug.